Aidan

Also, we are the world's WORST counterattacking team

Moyes can fuck off, all this bolox about "oh we got him for free" and "he's had a serious injury", FUCK OFF Naismith isnt good enough, simple as that. Defending a 1-0 lead against fucking Norwich...yeah champions league my arse. Moyes says he's ambitious in his interviews, i'd like to see him pull that shit with Schalke or chelsea or wherever he fucks off too.
 
Fuming.

Mirallas is the only one in our team at the moment that is capable of taking a corner so we're totally screwed from that type of set-piece if he is sitting on the bench. Pienaar sounds gash too, I wouldn't mind cashing in on him if a decent offer came in in the summer.
 
Edit: It's to tell the players in the box that they are ready. (Avin).

How's that not a fk/booking? He scissored him, and not the good lesbian way.

This is sloppy. Very very sloppy. Needless mistakes.

We look flat, need another sub on.

Ive said it before but how many prem teams have a 36 year old that plays every game? and in centre mid? surely a squad player?

Haha, was thinking the same when it went in, looked like the kind of move and shot you see in computer games.

Yes, great goal. Fuck me, lets get oviedo on as a LB and lets play Baines as a striker.

Given the fact that he's on £70k a week and clearly is more knowledgable and adventurous than us I would go as far as saying the conversation went like this...
 
 
Round "hey gaff, can't buy a goal here, we need some energy up there - shall I get that Greek lad who you don't like cos he's dead good lookin and your Mrs and Daughter fancy him to warm up?"
 
 
Moyesy "Your right Stevie, we need more energy but we ain't gonna score, they are all over everything that we lump up to them, let's taker a striker off and put a goal threat on. What will happen is we will get a corner, they will clear it but we need someone who can hit them hard lurking around the box- it calls for one man."
 
Round "Scholesy plays for Man United Gaff"
 
Moyesy "Get Johnny Heitinga out there"
 
Round "inspired boss, even if it doesnt happen, we may get a draw and take them back to goodison where we can completely drain Leon Osman and Bainsey of any energy they have left"

HAHAHAHA dont we all just hate DM.

Jelavic does my head in. Most of the time there is absolutely no need for him to be offside.
As for Nuts, if I remember rightly then he had that stat a couple of seasons ago for us didn't he? It just shows how intelligent he actually is, I absolutely love to watch him play.

Fucking shite. Naismith is not an impact player. Fellaini was dropped off to CM when he shouldnt have been, unless Vellios was brought on when he was. Oviedo left on the bench again, when he has the pace and flair to run at tired swansea players. Jelavic couldnt score in a brothel and Anichebe isnt a winger.
 
DM sort it out. Fair enough Swansea defended really well but lets just play a team who look like they are going to win and for fuck sake will you drop Jelavic - He's not scoring yet he knows hes got that strating spot every game.
 
Disgusting.

Naismith couldnt score in a brothel

hetinga again.

The ref dosnt matter, were playing shite regardless.

The ref dosnt matter, were playing shite regardless.

Marouane Fellaini will miss Everton's Christmas fixture schedule after being retrospectively charged with violent conduct by the FA following Saturday's game at Stoke City.The player and the Club have accepted the charge and the 25-year-old will be suspended for three games against West Ham, Wigan and Chelsea...
 
I know its a bit of a kick in the balls for the team. Without a doubt the lad deserves it. However, I feel that Fellaini has prevented play going through to Jelavic this season which is why he has been off form lately. Hopefully, it will help enable Jelly to rediscover his form for the Toffees, so although it is a big loss, by no means is it a major crisis.

Why is Fellaini constantly on the wing?