Cornish Steve Posted June 10, 2016 Report Share Posted June 10, 2016 http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/06/09/481459538/curious-orange-gull-gets-dyed-after-diving-into-vat-of-tikka-masala gull died orange due to diving in a vat of tikka masala "Gull dyed but survived." Matt and markjazzbassist 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markjazzbassist Posted June 10, 2016 Report Share Posted June 10, 2016 "Gull dyed but survived." sorry meant dived Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted June 13, 2016 Report Share Posted June 13, 2016 Wonder if it made it's eyes water? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markjazzbassist Posted June 16, 2016 Report Share Posted June 16, 2016 http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/06/16/482288188/russia-launches-worlds-biggest-most-powerful-icebreaker in russian accent "my icebreaker is bigger than yours" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 https://brightongazelle.co.uk/man-missing-for-5-years-found-on-delayed-southern-rail-train-9d0f91a45493#.shebv2gi5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornish Steve Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 Not odd news but crazy that this happens! https://www.facebook.com/nick.capous/videos/10153103949360994/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markjazzbassist Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 https://brightongazelle.co.uk/man-missing-for-5-years-found-on-delayed-southern-rail-train-9d0f91a45493#.shebv2gi5 thats comedic right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 thats comedic right? Has to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 just wanted to see if someone would buy it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Posted June 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 I've just been reading about the teenager who pretended to be a doctor (complete with mohawk) in Florida. He initially dressed up as a Doctor and visited patients in a hospital before establishing his own clinic. He was later arrested for treating an 86 year old who found out about him online. He tried to buy a £20k car with a cheque from a closed bank account. During a trial, he requested a change of lawyer. It's like Catch me if you can. rubecula and Matt 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 this may interest those of you who are following this thread. It is hysterically funny, and apparently, all true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 Got that sitting next to me, never bothered reading it though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 I don't use Twitter very much, but if I need a laugh.... https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-36506156 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornish Steve Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 The bells, the bells, ... http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/morris-dancers-blind-footballers-brawl/# Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 The bells, the bells, ... http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/morris-dancers-blind-footballers-brawl/# Absolute classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted June 24, 2016 Report Share Posted June 24, 2016 I thought it was sprouts not swedes that caused this unsportmanlike behaviour. http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/36605999/swedish-footballer-sent-off-for-farting-on-the-pitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holystove Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3656541/Fellatio-cafe-customers-receive-oral-sex-drink-40-coffee-opened-Geneva.html have fun, Matt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 What the fuck! Funny how "Geneva" is pictured there, since that's Pully and about 80km down the other end of the lake. Quality reporting again from the Daily Fail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Dammit, I don't drink coffee . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnh Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Dammit, I don't drink coffee . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 My BBQ has melted itself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 My BBQ has melted itself ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 !it was £400 too! 3 years old so definitely out of guarantee Had it heating up to give it a good clean, 5 mins later and the cast iron is glowing bright red and the nobs had melted off. Lucky I got the gas valve closed when I did, it's on the top part of the house which is 400 year old wood! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 it was £400 too! 3 years old so definitely out of guarantee Had it heating up to give it a good clean, 5 mins later and the cast iron is glowing bright red and the nobs had melted off. Lucky I got the gas valve closed when I did, it's on the top part of the house which is 400 year old wood! Serves you right, gas BBQs are cheating; I'm a traditionalist . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 Serves you right, gas BBQs are cheating; I'm a traditionalist . wasnt allowed a real one because of the danger it posed to the house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 wasnt allowed a real one because of the danger it posed to the house You're supposed to do it in the garden, ideally in the rain if you're British :shaking fist:. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 You're supposed to do it in the garden, ideally in the rain if you're British :shaking fist:. havent got a garden though mate, otherwise I'd have done exactly that! Having it on the mezzanine means I can do it all year round (which I usually do), it's a weird experience when it's snowing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holystove Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/boris-johnson-lookalike-left-terrified-8338124 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Posted July 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 Serves you right, gas BBQs are cheating; I'm a traditionalist .Banging together pieces of rock. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/boris-johnson-lookalike-left-terrified-8338124All he needs to do is get a haircut to avoid suspicion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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