Dalziel Kane Posted August 12, 2013 Report Share Posted August 12, 2013 I think it's a piss poor attempt at a wind up really, if liverpool play well, then with either Saurez or Sturridge up front they are a handfull. Saurez has the feet of Peter Beardsly, the speed of a young Owen and the finishing prowess of a Fowler, I'd like to think he wont be there next season or he at least wont give 100%, but I wouldn't bet on it.He will play for the love of the game, sure he might bite someone, but for every bite he'll score 25 goals. So let's hope they sell him and waste the money again.Don't underate Sturridge, his goals per game were better than Saurez (I think). The best we can hope for is that an aging Gerrard fails to inspire the supply line. You forgot to mention, the face of Jo Brand's vagina. In all seriousness, if they do manage to keep hold of the player in question, he's a dangerous character for any opposition, and who's to say he won't do something stupid again like before, for the benefit of neutrals amusement ? At the Gerrard testimonial game recently, apparently a number of their supporters were giving Suarez boos and general not-welcome indications, but you can imagine they'll soon forgive and forget if the Uruguayan decides in the end to stay on at Anfield. Gerrard while a great player, his best days are obviously a thing of the past, although he can still deliver a knockout blow and be crucial to a game. Sturridge seems a decent player, but we'll see how it goes. Say again, hope they have a real disappointing season. Fearthainn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted August 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 You forgot to mention, the face of Jo Brand's vagina. bastard, burst out laughing on a packed bus Christ, there's an image I didn't need! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue 250 Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 Exactly how we got from Saurez to Joe Brands Vagina is illuding me. It's an image that will surface I'm sure, the next time I see Saurez grinning at the camera.......thanks for that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 I feel a little bit ill. Just the thought of Joe Brand's vagina biting people on the arm ..... UGH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogsy Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 http://bbc.co.uk/sport/football/23683278 Moral of the story, don't tell the twat anything in confidence pete0 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete0 Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 You forgot to mention, the face of Jo Brand's vagina. Truer than the other 3 claims. How anyone can compare 15% conversion rate Suarez to Fowler is beyond me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted August 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2013 http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23695857 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted August 14, 2013 Report Share Posted August 14, 2013 http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23695857 I hope there remains indecision on the players behalf, as it will unstable the club as a whole. Could become a little messy eventually. Matt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted August 16, 2013 Report Share Posted August 16, 2013 Lots of sources saying Suarez has apologised and is back training with first team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted August 16, 2013 Report Share Posted August 16, 2013 Lots of sources saying Suarez has apologised and is back training with first team. He's been pictured training with the first team so I'd assume he has apologised. Shame, I was hoping they'd lose their best player. Now I think they'll have a very good season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue 250 Posted August 16, 2013 Report Share Posted August 16, 2013 Sure Saurez has talent and amazing skill, but surely teams know enough about him now.Remember how he ran his studs down Distins leg and dived to get Rodwell sent off, employ these tactics against the nasty little cheat.Every team should be out to wind him up/give him no space.He sees it as an acceptable part of the game, if he can't take it, he may well get angry.......and we all know what he does when he get's angry. Liverpool will spend the whole season bleating about protection for Saurez, let's hope he gets the same protection as Distin and Rodwell recieved. We know he will cheat, every ones eyes are watching him, let's hope the pressure doesn't affect his game! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sibdane Posted August 16, 2013 Report Share Posted August 16, 2013 He'll miss eight games at the start, then he'll get suspended again, then get injured. I'm thinking he'll play in half of their games. Not worried. Matt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted August 16, 2013 Report Share Posted August 16, 2013 He'll miss eight games at the start, then he'll get suspended again, then get injured. I'm thinking he'll play in half of their games. Not worried. Six games isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efc1111 Posted August 16, 2013 Report Share Posted August 16, 2013 Maybe I should have posted this link here rather than in a standalone thread. It's a decent read http://sabotagetimes.com/reportage/a-liverpool-fans-guide-to-evertons-season/ Sibdane and Matt 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted August 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2013 Maybe I should have posted this link here rather than in a standalone thread. It's a decent read http://sabotagetimes.com/reportage/a-liverpool-fans-guide-to-evertons-season/ very good! Loved the bit about arguing with his wife too efc1111 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cake Posted August 16, 2013 Report Share Posted August 16, 2013 Maybe I should have posted this link here rather than in a standalone thread. It's a decent read http://sabotagetimes.com/reportage/a-liverpool-fans-guide-to-evertons-season/ Thanks for sharing that efc1111 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted August 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2013 Heheheh, they have player calls Aspas who everyone is pronouncing as Asspass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogsy Posted August 18, 2013 Report Share Posted August 18, 2013 (edited) A man stopped me in the street yesterday and asked ' can you help me i'm looking for a rubbish tip'? I replied ' Liverpool to win the league'!! Edited August 18, 2013 by mogsy Matt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted August 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2013 Stolen Mogsy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted August 18, 2013 Report Share Posted August 18, 2013 Heheheh, they have player calls Aspas who everyone is pronouncing as Asspass Looks like being a good signing for them though, unfortunately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonButtle Posted August 22, 2013 Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 I watched some of the Athletico vs Barca game last night, and Athletico had a guy upfront called Diego Costa who i believe the shite were linked with the other week. Well talk about Suarez mk2, he was diving,rolling moaning to the ref, really don't understand why they would want another player like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted August 22, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23802173 But Rodgers denied there had been an approach and said he would be looking to sign another defender as cover for Coates. Rodgers said: "I think it is something we are looking at certainly, a player to come in in that position. One to strengthen the squad and two to allow some of our younger players to develop. surely its one or the other ; concentrate on youth or strengthen the squad? :dont know: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kohen Posted August 30, 2013 Report Share Posted August 30, 2013 (edited) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2406618/Liverpool-issue-apology-clubs-official-Twitter-account-appeared-endorse-joke-Munich-disaster.html Pretty insensitive by Liverpool's twitter man! Edited August 30, 2013 by Kohen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted September 1, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2013 2 new players coming in today apparently, Sakho is going to be a great acquisition for them. Dont know about Llori though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted September 1, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2013 great tribute to Shankley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blueboy122 Posted September 1, 2013 Report Share Posted September 1, 2013 http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/liverpool-captain-steven-gerrard-calls-man-uniteds-robin-van-persie-a-fcking-prick-video/ I love the way Gerrard carries himself with so much class and dignity sportsmanship from this guy really is second to none. ..... He's a fucking disgrace and a shocking role model he should be ashamed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msloan78 Posted September 1, 2013 Report Share Posted September 1, 2013 Hilarious... there are some idiots on there trying to justify it and praising Gerrard for putting him van Persie in his place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blueboy122 Posted September 1, 2013 Report Share Posted September 1, 2013 Hilarious... there are some idiots on there trying to justify it and praising Gerrard for putting him van Persie in his place. Typical kopite behaviour the fans posting defending him. Offended by everything ashamed of nothing. Shameless classless club Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted September 1, 2013 Report Share Posted September 1, 2013 ..... He's a fucking disgrace and a shocking role model he should be ashamed. England captain? Embarrassing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted September 1, 2013 Report Share Posted September 1, 2013 2 new players coming in today apparently, Sakho is going to be a great acquisition for them. Dont know about Llori though... Red Llori yellow Llori Red Llori yellow Llori Red Llori yellow Llori Lowensda and Matt 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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