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He isn’t the sole reason we lost but Pickford needs a rest..... a long rest.  He really isn’t that good.  Give Lossl a go.

Top of the table for a few hours if we win.
COYB

Top of the table for a few hours if we win.
COYB

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I watched him in the recent ACN.  The way he creates chances with his running and spacial awareness is brilliant.  He's sometimes too quick with his passing, totally unexpected at times - a bit Deulofeu but without the swagger.  He just gets on with it.  He's 23 and was telling others where they should be without any prima donna about him.  He's a proper team player.

I think this is the transfer I’m most excited about 

I think the way England are passing the ball slowly from side to side and then backwards with an air of "'av it" is quite magnificent and is a lesson to all nations as to how to bamboozle a world footballing power like Slovenia.

Strong, quick, talented, works hard, can belt if with either foot and head it too and seems to care about what he's doing. For £12.5m would be a steal. How much did we pay for Niasse again? Sign this guy up quickly Ronnie before someone else does.

Walsh + Koeman ÷ Moshiri = Showtime! ?

I've never understood patriotism or why people are proud to have been born in a certain part of the world, wherever that may be. Include my own country of birth, England, in there along with every other.
 
Americans are worst for it but it's not their fault and not every American buys into it. It's only because of conditioning and the nonsense they've been fed and believed during their formative years, but in their case to a level way beyond that of other countries or areas of countries, coupled with their reluctance to acknowledge and learn about life outside their borders during the same years.
 
Tell yourself or be told something often enough you will eventually end up believing it, however unreal it may be.
 
The only creditable thing Americans can have pride in or give thanks for is not the design on a flag or in a song it is that they landed on the moon. It is an amazing achievement to land on something which is made of cheese.

We'll batter these.

I think it's always been Kyiv and now we live in a far better society where we're shit scared to offend anyone in case they turn out to be a gun-toting beheading radical Muslim we've moved away from changing spelling of words to suit our own Ingurlish needs.
 
It's either that or the spelling has been changed so as people don't become confused with that delicious chicken dish stuffed with slimy herby garlic butter and covered in crispy chicken nugget like crumb. After all, who could eat a dynamo?

"That was a screamer from Barry"

Slipped on the soap - 10/1
Dissed his Mum - 7/2
Diddled his missus - 2/1
Took the piss out of the size of his dick - Evens
 
If it was Chelsea, Mourhino would claim the media has a campaign against his academy. As it stands, Roberto has said it was an incredible moment which confirms the spirit within the Club and he would also like to thank Eto'o for his contribution to their development.

Slipped on the soap - 10/1
Dissed his Mum - 7/2
Diddled his missus - 2/1
Took the piss out of the size of his dick - Evens
 
If it was Chelsea, Mourhino would claim the media has a campaign against his academy. As it stands, Roberto has said it was an incredible moment which confirms the spirit within the Club and he would also like to thank Eto'o for his contribution to their development.

Delay in the Eto'o deal... he was about to sign but Mirallas ran up and nicked his pen.

Enjoy the before and after because the game is likely to be a shitstorm.

Hope he does, nobody is bigger than the club, cash in.

After yet another pedestrian, clueless performance tonight following two uplifting performances in the cup spurred on by late goals against a side we usually beat, Martinez has to go because these players can't do what he wants them to do and we can't afford to buy a whole new squad. Martinez WIll take us down, within next three seasons.
 
Naismith just been on radio - Mirallas didn't even show in dressing room at half time!

It is pointless to continue to ask people to do something they are unable to do. Most of our players can't do what Martinez expects or wants them to do. As it stands we will be 4 points, possibly 3, off 18th place in an hour or so. If we weren't in Europe Martinez would be sacked. Just because we're in Europe is no reason to keep him.

Sell the big motorbike and buy a nice cardigan and a pipe.

We seem to have gone back to the dreaded (for me) zonal marking. Disaster waiting to happen, whoever uses it.
 
Also, I used to think Yobo looked like Bambi On Ice whenever he had the ball at his feet but Jagielka and Distin make him look like Franz Beckenbauer (or maybe Rio Ferdinand, when he was at his best, for those who only know the EPL)

We seem to have gone back to the dreaded (for me) zonal marking. Disaster waiting to happen, whoever uses it.
 
Also, I used to think Yobo looked like Bambi On Ice whenever he had the ball at his feet but Jagielka and Distin make him look like Franz Beckenbauer (or maybe Rio Ferdinand, when he was at his best, for those who only know the EPL)

Grow a club? Grow a fucking club? What the fuck!!?? Would be good to see Everton be a bit more enterprising in this area! What? We have always developed talent, either bought talent or home grown, and either nurtured it and/or sold it for the common good of Everton Football Club.
 
If you had as much fascination with our football club as you do with our manager you would know these things and not quote corporate bullshit buzz phrases to link us to shite like Chelsea.
 
When Martinez leaves us I hope he goes to Chelsea. You belong there.

Ray Winstone