Matt Posted November 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2011 When you go for a run and all of a sudden desperately need a shit but you're still fucking miles from home. surely that would increase your performance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted November 23, 2011 Report Share Posted November 23, 2011 surely that would increase your performance? Not when it's causing pain mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted November 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2011 Not when it's causing pain mate. thats a hell of a back log (excuse the pun!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted November 23, 2011 Report Share Posted November 23, 2011 thats a hell of a back log (excuse the pun!) Lol no, the running while in desperate need brings about the pain, not so much the amount of shit . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted November 23, 2011 Report Share Posted November 23, 2011 People without proper display pictures on TT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted November 23, 2011 Report Share Posted November 23, 2011 People without proper display pictures on TT. Perhaps we should have a little pink fluffy pussy-cat as default....they'd soon change them then . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonButtle Posted November 23, 2011 Report Share Posted November 23, 2011 Perhaps we should have a little pink fluffy pussy-cat as default....they'd soon change them then . or the LFC badge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holystove Posted November 23, 2011 Report Share Posted November 23, 2011 being passed over for a promotion because they wanted a female candidate.. . takes all restraint i got not to walk into my boss office and tell him i quit. feminist sexist positive discrimination bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevO Posted November 24, 2011 Report Share Posted November 24, 2011 being passed over for a promotion because they wanted a female candidate.. . takes all restraint i got not to walk into my boss office and tell him i quit. feminist sexist positive discrimination bullshit. nothing worse than being a young white male, the only people who it is impossible to discriminate against. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FanchesterCity Posted November 25, 2011 Report Share Posted November 25, 2011 Joggers shitting on my lawn! There's a perfectly good rose bed in the corner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete0 Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 Bias commentary in european games. Commentators focusing on the goal being disallowed like Spurs were cheated even though Defoe had jus wiped a player out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c1982 Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 When you go for a run and all of a sudden desperately need a shit but you're still fucking miles from home. A mate of mine fell foul to this... had to ditch his kegs!!! (After a few bevvies he asked a few of us if it had happened to us and was obviously looking for someone to relate to his displeasure - noone had neadless to say!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kohen Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 A mate of mine fell foul to this... had to ditch his kegs!!! (After a few bevvies he asked a few of us if it had happened to us and was obviously looking for someone to relate to his displeasure - noone had neadless to say!) BIg in Holland apparently. Well, I'm basing that on a dutch guy I met who spoke of how he liked to shit in woods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 BIg in Holland apparently. Well, I'm basing that on a dutch guy I met who spoke of how he liked to shit in woods. Was he a bear by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FanchesterCity Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 Damn right at biased commentary. I say that in all honesty... City were 'average' against Arsenal the other night - the moment they score, and the commentators talk about 'the difference up front' etc. Our forward line was dire! They talk utter crap. As for Spurs - well, it's just a bloody Spurs / Media love in. Half of TalkSport support them. Great team, playing well, but some proper commentary PLEASE. De don't care how much a player cost, or how 'settled' Modric is again... we just want honest opinion on performance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 Being ill...doc's just told me I have pleurisy . And it hurts . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted December 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 Being ill...doc's just told me I have pleurisy . And it hurts . Damn man! Sounds crap, hope you get well soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 What is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 I What is it? It's an inflammation of the lining around the lungs so it hurts to breathe deeply/cough etc. Can be really nasty by mine's not too bad and should be sorted with pills in three/four days . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 I It's an inflammation of the lining around the lungs so it hurts to breathe deeply/cough etc. Can be really nasty by mine's not too bad and should be sorted with pills in three/four days . That sounds horrible, I hope you get over it quickly mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avinalaff Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 Hope you get better quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 Thanks people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EFC-Paul Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 Get well soon mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c1982 Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 Being ill...doc's just told me I have pleurisy . And it hurts . Get well soon MikeO. (there's no Dr so here's a Police Man instead.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeghead1 Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 Get well soon MikeO. (there's no Dr so here's a Police Man instead.) Always had that opinion myself if i cant go the doctors i go and find a copper haha! Hope your coughing, sneezing and laughing pain free in a few days Mike0. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 Feeling the love here guys . Appreciated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avinalaff Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Any chance of a sloppy blow job while your wind pipe is nice and lubricated? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeghead1 Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 (edited) Any chance of a sloppy blow job while your wind pipe is nice and lubricated? Theres always someone who goes that little bit to far isnt there!!!!!!!!! Edited December 2, 2011 by smeghead1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avinalaff Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Theres always someone who goes that little bit to far isnt there!!!!!!!!! That's rich coming from a guy called 'smeg' head lol. No sense of humour? Start the day with a smile dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonButtle Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 (edited) Being ill...doc's just told me I have pleurisy . And it hurts . Wow, im shocked too hear you are ill Mike, sending my regards and i hope you get better soon, got to be a good excuse to sit there and listen to some old tunes though Edited December 2, 2011 by theprisoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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