Matt Posted July 8, 2014 Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 One. To Fred for being dog shit. I was going to ask how many pens will Brazil get but I dont think I can, since they cannot get near the box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quinn31 Posted July 8, 2014 Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 how many red cards in the second half? I'm hoping for 3 or 4. Only way to add some excitement to this match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted July 8, 2014 Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 Germany were 1-0 up went to make a cuppa and it was 4 - 0 when I got back I thought there was a fault with the score card Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted July 8, 2014 Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 Heat map for the first half: Gwlad, Matt and rubecula 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueBlood81 Posted July 8, 2014 Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 Just got back from work so missed first half, what a cnut! Thought Germany would tonk them but not like this! What a save by Neuer just then by the way. Wow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bailey Posted July 8, 2014 Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 For not being exceptional in any one area, Thomas Mueller is such a good player. Probably the best striker/second striker in the game. I'm not even going to start on Neuer. Matt and pete0 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 8, 2014 Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 The SPORT Bible @TSBible Calling your girlfriend Brazil because she kicks off every 5 minutes. rubecula 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 8, 2014 Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 For not being exceptional in any one area, Thomas Mueller is such a good player. Probably the best striker/second striker in the game. I'm not even going to start on Neuer. I was raving about Muller before WC 2010. Amazed hes never linked with a move to La Liga or EPL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 8, 2014 Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 6-0 Schurrle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 8, 2014 Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 We were predicting riots if Brazil lost anyway, but now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueBlood81 Posted July 8, 2014 Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 The SPORT Bible @TSBible Calling your girlfriend Brazil because she kicks off every 5 minutes. lol! This is embarassing man the Germans can get as many as they ant here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bailey Posted July 8, 2014 Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 I was raving about Muller before WC 2010. Amazed hes never linked with a move to La Liga or EPL Why move? It's not like Bayern aren't doing the business. I don't think LA Liga would suit but he would score goals for fun in the Prem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueBlood81 Posted July 8, 2014 Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 7........!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted July 8, 2014 Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 7 hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 8, 2014 Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 What a finish... Bailey, I know what you mean. I just want to see him on MOTD every week if he plays like he has been! pete0 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 8, 2014 Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 That was some finish for the seventh. I really like Schurrle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hafnia Posted July 8, 2014 Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 Said earlier, you see why mourinho likes shurrle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newty82 Posted July 8, 2014 Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 Amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bailey Posted July 8, 2014 Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 To me it looked like he shinned it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirallas Posted July 8, 2014 Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 Origi is just used on the wing for Lille because that's where they have a need for him, though, no? He played centre forward for the youth teams of Lille and Belgium as well. So did Mirallas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 8, 2014 Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 Said to Josh at the end of that it'll be a game he'll be telling his grandkids about in fifty years time; then I'll waddle into the room (at 104) and he'll have to tell me about it as well because I'll have forgotten . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hafnia Posted July 8, 2014 Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 Said to Josh at the end of that it'll be a game he'll be telling his grandkids about in fifty years time; then I'll waddle into the room (at 104) and he'll have to tell me about it as well because I'll have forgotten . I missed the first 35 minutes!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 8, 2014 Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 I missed the first 35 minutes!!! Big error. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hafnia Posted July 8, 2014 Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 Big error. I'll be honest I thought it was gonna be a dull start so had family time thinking yeah 0-0 till half time. Oh well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verreauxi Posted July 9, 2014 Report Share Posted July 9, 2014 So I just rolled back into my house here. It's 11pm and let me tell you about this crazy night I had. It started out as a very normal afternoon on my friends porch around 2pm. We were getting excited about watching the upcoming WC semi-final, scheduled for 4pm our time (here in the USA). We were sipping beers casually, they way organized adults do. Small talk with the occasional imprecations, belches, and chortles. But then my friend unveiled a few hidden secrets from his cupboard. First up: shots of Absinthe, which is a mild hallucinogenic. "Sure, I'm fine with that" I thought to myself, but I won't do much beyond this. I'll just stick to beer and absinthe. Well, the absinthe was warm and smooth, they way I envision Brazilian female beach volleyball player's thighs. So I sit there in my warmth, just smiling and dreaming of cappuccino skin. And we continue on with our chat. But then my friend says to me, "hey, you ever smoke crack?" And I'm like "no way, never." But he's like, "take a hit, it'll be fine." So I do. And now with the beers and absinthe and crack, I'm a bit out of my orbit. The type of disorientation where you feel like cartoon images on food-packaging labels will start to talk to you (e.g., Captain Crunch or the homosexual rabbit from Trix will regale you with a boring story about getting lost in Detroit). Anyways, it seems that we eventually make our way to a pub to watch the match, but at this point I'm rolling pretty hard. Dangling by a string, to be truthful. And we are in a group gathered around a large 55" flat screen Samsung, and the beers keep flowing, and there are lots of strangers around us. What seems like about 2 hours later--maybe it was just 47 seconds, who knows--we are still gathered around the screen. There is lots of shouting and cheering. Just at that moment my friend comes up to me and says, "hey, you ever do PCP?" And I'm like "What?!...WTF are you talking about?!" And he's like, "just try some, it'll be fine" And because I wasn't raised up properly with a strong father figure, I am weak and impressionable. I fold like a cheap lawn chair. PCP is now in my system. And about 14 minutes later I'm thinking "WOW, PCP is good" and I'm fairly certain I said that out loud despite being in a pub watching the world cup semi-finals and despite the fact that lightning bolts and gerbils were shooting out from my pant cuffs. I tried to tell the waitress that I needed another beer. But eventually I start to feel okay, despite the beer, absinthe, crack, and PCP in my system. That was because I was riding a unicorn along the beach in Rio. And every time I said "Maracana" as loud as I could, as I pumped my fist in the air from atop my galloping unicorn, the unicorn would fart a rainbow. Not sure how the rest of the evening played out after that. But in any case, I'm home now and after drinking 9 pints of beer, 3 shots of absinthe, 4 hits of crack, and 6 hits of PCP, I have this hilarious notion that Brazil lost to Germany 7 to 1. Ha! Yeah right! Must have been the drugs. I'll check the real score tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted July 9, 2014 Report Share Posted July 9, 2014 Only 9 pints? Breakfast round my way that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnh Posted July 9, 2014 Report Share Posted July 9, 2014 It was more about Brazil being poor (bordering on useless) than Germany being good. What's Hulk all about? He wouldn't get a game at Tranmere Rovers. The Germans don't do themselves any favours with their 'diving'. Muller spends more time on his back than on his feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC11 Posted July 9, 2014 Report Share Posted July 9, 2014 Brazil had no leader no-one communicating and worst of all no threat without Neymar. Thiago Silva and Neymar are huge players for Brazil and last night proved they are well short without them. markjazzbassist 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC11 Posted July 9, 2014 Report Share Posted July 9, 2014 I'm just glad it wasnt us. 7-1 in your own back yard against the Germans. Lol that must have hurt! Unbelievable score line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirallas Posted July 9, 2014 Report Share Posted July 9, 2014 (edited) Kiwi punter collects after predicting Germany 7-1 win. http://tvnz.co.nz/national-news/kiwi-punter-collects-after-predicting-germany-7-1-win-6022720 It wouldn't happen to be you, Kohen? Edited July 9, 2014 by Mirallas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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